Translator: Atlas Studios
Editor: Atlas Studios
The guild that Luo Moling was in was called the Hyacinth Guild and was considered a normal guild. Back then, she had joined this guild because she’d preferred this guild name.
In the guild, Luo Moling had a lot of friends and was pretty happy. The Guild Master of the Hyacinth Guild was called Wind Drifting. Such an ordinary name would not have drawn Luo Moling’s attention. She usually did not interact much with the Guild Master, so she had always been fine.
However, during a joke with her friends, her friends had said that she was an ugly duckling. Even though she had been angry, things had returned to normal after she’d posted her photo in the guild.
The players of the guild had been startled by her photo and circulated it one by one. Luo Moling had attacked a few of her friends, but her photo had eventually been seen by Wind Drifting. Thus, he had approached her.
Luo Moling had never had an impression of the Guild Master, so his attitude about pursuing her had been obvious. However, Wind Drifting would not give up. He’d managed to get her address and actually visited her. He had even told her that he had three closed beta slots for the Chaotic Era, hinting that if she became his girlfriend, she could get a slot.
Luo Moling had heard some dirty things in the guild before, but she had never thought that she would encounter such a thing one day. Upon seeing the frivolous gaze hidden in that handsome face, Luo Moling had never felt so disgusted!
Although she’d really wanted a place in the closed beta of the Chaotic Era, she could not accept this condition, so she had immediately asked her bodyguard to chase this guy away!
Luo Moling was rich, but she hadn’t expected that Wind Drifting would know this. Hence, his pursuit of her had become more intense. When she couldn’t take this harassment anymore, she’d moved to the residential complex that her mother had bought, as she’d planned to avoid this harassing guy.
In reality, she had avoided him. However, that wasn’t the case in the game. When Wind Drifting had joined the party to clear the dungeon in the name of the guild, Luo Moling had been unable to say no.
However, in the dungeon, after they had a Total Party Kill thanks to Wind Drifting’s command, Luo Moling couldn’t help but erupt!
“This f*cking Guild Master only deserves to play pirated free games!”
Luo Moling didn’t want to scold anyone, but she couldn’t help it after hearing Wind Drifting’s command in the dungeon…
After abandoning everyone, she returned to the Asgarod City alone. Then, she went offline without a word.
Upon going offline, Luo Moling received Fated Sky’s call. Once she picked it up, she said hysterically, “Stupid Fated Sky! Let me tell you something… I’ve had enough of this! I want to quit the guild!”
Fated Sky replied with a bitter smile, “Do what you want. I’ve had enough of that guy too. When will you come online? We’ll quit together!”
Upon hearing that Fated Sky had the same intention as her, Luo Moling felt better and answered, “I’ll eat a little first and shower. I’ll come online at night!”
“Alright. Tell me when you do. I haven’t practiced my life skills after learning them and I’ve only cleared dungeons to level up!”
“Sure!”
After hanging up, Luo Moling entered the bathroom to enjoy a warm bath.
When she entered the bathroom, she heard someone singing!
The bathroom’s window was shut, so the singing was a bit indistinct. However, she could still hear that the person who was singing had a deep, attractive voice.
“Huh? Who could it be?” Luo Moling looked at the window and saw that opposite her was her eccentric neighbor’s house!
“Don’t tell me it’s that Fatty?” Luo Moling was doubtful, so she opened the window to listen carefully.
To her surprise, when she opened her window, the singing indeed came from the opposite side. However, she had a breakdown upon hearing the content of the song.
“Loli! Your body is so pure… You have to forcibly remove the sailor suit you are wearing. Even if you’re pushed over, you have to choose a natural one. Don’t forget to give her a few lollipops!”
“Kirby has to run away quickly. The yellow monster wants to be gay. It will not agree to have its anus poked or go all out to hug it!”
“Destroy the wife and let the mature ladies be harmonious. Loli controls the creation of a new world. The fresh, tender, pure body shines with countless charm and holiness!”
“…”
Upon hearing the never-ending Loli song that had been sung for countless years, Luo Moling nearly tumbled in her bathroom. Nobody could imagine what it was like when a mature man with a deep voice sang this song!
Especially when this song was sung by an eccentric Fatty…
At this thought, Luo Moling deflated. She felt that the shocks she had received ever since a young age were not as tremendous as hearing this song…
She supported herself up blankly and walked out of the bathroom with difficulty. She no longer wanted to take a shower. At least, not before that singing voice ceased…
“Why am I so unlucky?” As she sat down on the edge of the bed, Luo Moling covered her forehead and thought. “I finally got rid of a harassing, disgusting guy. Now, I have an eccentric Fatty for a neighbor… Who the hell have I provoked?”
At the thought of Fatty, Luo Moling couldn’t help but recall the cold, indifferent Venomancer player in the game. She had thought that he alone could attract the 5-Star Goblin so that she and Fated Sky could experience dying in a battle in the game for the first time. Now, she couldn’t help but feel curious.
As Fated Sky had said, that Venomancer was definitely an expert. It was hard to attract a monster to harm someone. Ever since Luo Moling had died that time, she’d kept recalling that scene in her mind. Theoretically, when she and Fated Sky had arrived there, the Venomancer player should have killed off most of the Goblin’s health. Based on her calculations, that Goblin couldn’t have attacked the two of them.
In the end, Luo Moling had finally figured out that the Venomancer Class did not have a powerful instantaneous DPS1 output. It had a long-term DPS output. As a result, the monster’s hatred for them had been unstable. Nothing would happen if a player was alone, but the monster would focus its attacks on the player. However, if there were other people next to the player, the monster’s hatred very easily shifted.
That Venomancer had definitely been fully aware of this, so he had resolutely rejected the party application because he had been confident about using the Goblin to kill her and Fated Sky! Apart from that, there was no other explanation.
Luo Moling found this thought somewhat unbelievable. The game had started less than two hours ago, yet he had actually mastered all these tricks and techniques?
“That Venomancer is either a closed beta player or a true expert!” Luo Moling nodded her head and mumbled, “It’s a pity. If I’d had such an expert in the team today, would that disgusting guy have commanded us and led us to a Total Party Kill?”
“Oh, that’s right. That Venomancer player looked somewhat fat. Could it be… the Fatty next door?”
Although Luo Moling suddenly had this thought, she soon shook her head and laughed at herself. She hit her head lightly and said, “How is this possible? They don’t even look alike, and their personalities are worlds apart. How could the… the wretched guy singing the Loli song next door be compared to that Venomancer’s cool look?”
“I’ll take a shower! I’ll quit the guild when I go online later and find someone to clear the dungeon with!” Luo Moling stood up and stretched. Her extremely curvy figure made her indolence give off a different temptation…
…
Tang Ji, the Fatty next door, did not know that his pretty neighbor was comparing him to his in-game character. This was somewhat weird. At that moment, Fatty was struggling to have dinner and the quest in the game had been completed. He had successfully reached Level 12 and met the level requirements of the novice dungeon. Delighted, Fatty couldn’t help singing the Loli song while he was preparing dinner…
When he sang the high parts, he couldn’t help but use a high pitch. “If you have a relationship with a young girl under 14 years old, you will be sentenced to rape whether you want to or not!”
After he was done preparing dinner, Fatty sat down. While gobbling up his food, he mumbled and said the same thing Luo Moling had said.
“Dinner time! When I go online later, I’ll find a party to clear the dungeon with!”