Translator: Atlas Studios
Editor: Atlas Studios
When Fatty woke up, he realized that he was actually in his own bed.
This was a little bit peculiar. Fatty remembered clearly that he had been frightened by the dog. He remembered fainting at the time, but how come he had returned to his bed now? Luo Moling couldn’t have brought him back, right? What a joke! If that girl saw him fainting, she’d only vent her anger, which she already deserved for being his neighbor…
Therefore, Fatty was very puzzled by this. After giving it some thought, he suddenly thumped his palm and said, “Ah! So I came back by myself! That’s strange. I didn’t even know that I showed symptoms of sleepwalking..”
Anyone would find the way Fatty came to this conclusion incomprehensible. However, in Fatty’s opinion, it was better to explain with an excuse than not having one. As for whether the logic of the excuse was reasonable, he didn’t care that much…
When he got out of bed, Fatty realized that he was only wearing underpants, which was his standard nightwear. Although he felt a little unconfident about remembering to take off his clothes while sleepwalking, Fatty couldn’t care much about that. After putting on the slippers in front of his bed, he rushed into the bathroom with pattering footsteps.
In front of the mirror, Fatty carefully inspected his chubby face. After he confirmed that he didn’t have any scars, he finally heaved a sigh of relief and said, “Thank god! It seems that the back of my head hit the floor first. Fortunately, I didn’t land face-first. Otherwise, my handsome face would have looked pathetic…”
Fatty, who was in a good mood, hummed and washed up in the bathroom.
In fact, he had a voice that was very disproportionate to his plump body—low, deep, and very masculine. Without looking at his face and body shape, only by listening to his voice, everyone would think that this voice came from a charming, handsome middle-aged man. It was definitely a very masculine voice!
Fatty had thought about using his voice to deceive pretty girls in the game. Unfortunately, although his voice did attract a lot of pretty girls, when they requested a video chat with him… You know…
At this thought, Fatty felt a little depressed again. As he looked at his reflection in the mirror, he said with a sigh, “Everyone loves to judge a book by its cover. Why hasn’t a pretty girl ever thought of deeply understanding me? I’m only saying that very innocently…”
In all fairness, Fatty was actually quite fat. However, as he had said, when girls were attracted by his voice and then saw his face, they were knocked out by the huge contrast…
After washing up, Fatty went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
He could eat a lot but he was not wealthy enough to go to a restaurant every day to have his meals. Plus, he was used to living alone. Fatty had also been forced to have good culinary skills. Despite being lazy usually, for a person with a body shape like his, he could not have a beautiful girlfriend but not have delicious food. Thus, his good culinary skills were only to be expected.
Fatty remembered that it was his turn to rest today, as he didn’t have to go to church to work. Therefore, after eating breakfast, he walked toward the so-called study, which was actually a gaming room. He planned to form a party to enter the dungeon in the game.
Yes, you are right. Fatty worked in a church and was not an ordinary handyman. He was a cleric with a priest qualification officially certified by the church!
Many people might find this unbelievable. Fatty Tang Ji, the wretched man known as the Prince of Underwear Farm, turned out to be a priest. Could this church be a cult? If I said that not only was this guy a priest, but he was also the most popular priest in the community church, you might find it astounding, right?
As he hummed songs, Fatty walked to the door of the study complacently and pushed open the door.
A moment later, Fatty was shocked!
“Ah!” He screamed, his voice almost spreading throughout the entire community and shocking many people…
“Where is my gaming device?” Fatty looked at his room in disbelief. The place where his carefully-made holographic projector had been placed was empty now!
“Was it stolen?” This was Fatty’s first thought. His heart went cold and then filled with anger!
“Which a**hole did this? If I catch you, I’ll definitely put your head in your a**hole!” Fatty’s eyes were red, as they were about to erupt. This was the first time he had ever felt so angry!
That set of holographic devices had been custom-made by a factory. Since it was custom-made, the cost had naturally been high. The most important thing was that holographic devices were already facing elimination and very few manufacturers were willing to produce such a set of devices now. Hence, this holographic projector had cost Fatty 200,000 Credits. This set of devices was Fatty’s most valuable possession except for the house left to him by his parents!
He had been robbed unknowingly!
This was more sinful than an enemy killing someone’s father…
“I’ll go to the community security guard!” The fat on Fatty’s face twitched. With a fierce look, he rushed to the door and opened it before he rushed out.
However, when he opened the door, he saw Luo Moling standing outside.
Luo Moling had probably just arrived. She’d wanted to press the doorbell, but Fatty had suddenly opened the door and frightened her. Furthermore, because his device had been stolen, Fatty looked fierce, which frightened Luo Moling. She looked at Fatty in a daze, even forgetting to put her hand down.
However, when he saw Luo Moling, Fatty couldn’t help being startled. He hadn’t expected this chick to take the initiative to find him. To his memory, she had only come to find him once four years ago when she had just moved in.
“What were you thinking?” Fatty was angry. The two of them actually did not like each other, so he was in an even worse mood.
Luo Moling, who was standing outside the door, came back to her senses. She gave him a sweet smile and reached out before she said, “Hi, I just moved in yesterday. I’m staying next door. We’ll be neighbors from now on, so please take good care of me!”
It was Fatty’s turn to be flabbergasted. Had this chick taken the wrong medicine? She had clearly moved in four years ago, but she had come over here to play a joke on him!
Was it April Fools’ Day? Fatty turned around with a guilty conscience and looked at the clock hanging on the wall of the living room.
Then, Fatty felt his fat become stiff!
The date on the electronic clock turned out to be June 28, 2102!
How could this be? Fatty clearly remembered that it was 2106!
He looked at the electronic clock, feeling dumbfounded. He then turned to look at Luo Moling and back at the electronic clock. Then…
While he did that dozens of times, Luo Moling, who was standing at the door, was left trembling in fear. She asked in a trembling voice, “Are… Are you alright?”
Fatty finally came back to his senses and suddenly closed the door! Then, he flew into his room.
Luo Moling was shocked by his actions. Although she had almost been hit by the door when Fatty had closed it, she found Fatty’s weird behavior baffling. She silently mumbled, “Is he crazy? What a weirdo!” Then, she looked at the tightly-closed door. Knowing that her first visit to her neighbor had gone down the drain, she could only leave angrily.
The network time was absolutely accurate. After Fatty saw the displayed date, he was sure that there was no problem with his electronic clock.
Despite feeling disbelief, Fatty once again rummaged for his credit card and checked on the Internet. He found out that there were still 200,000 Credits on it!
Fatty finally believed that it was really 2102. After all, if it had been 2106 now, he absolutely wouldn’t have had so much money in his credit card!
“Calm down! You have to calm down!” Fatty forced himself to calm down and started to think carefully.
After thinking, he finally realized that something was amiss. He had clearly fallen from the fence and fainted, but he had woken up in his bed. This was not because he had sleepwalked. The holographic gaming devices in the study had not been stolen. He had yet to custom-make them!
Rebirth? Reincarnation? That was not right. It was time travel! He had traveled four years back!
This conclusion made Fatty break out in cold sweat. He then recalled that when he had just washed up, there had been something wrong with the toothbrush and cup. While cooking in the kitchen, he had noticed that the cookware had seemed to be brand new… However, he had never thought about time travel at the time, so he hadn’t thought about these details…
And this chick Luo Moling… Today was not April Fools’ Day, nor had she come to play a joke on him. Instead, she had really moved there yesterday!
Fatty recalled that when Luo Moling had moved in, she had indeed visited him. However, because he had just woken up when he’d opened the door, he had been in his underpants and completely topless. As a result, Luo Moling had gotten frightened and run away after saying that he was a hooligan.
Later on, because Fatty had peeked at Luo Moling showering and had been discovered, she had completely given up any intention of getting along with this neighbor of hers and never bothered from then on…
Now, he had traveled back in time four years ago and Luo Moling had once again visited him. Although Fatty had not opened the door in his underpants this time, this was actually their first meeting…