Translator: Henyee Translations
Editor: Henyee Translations
The catgirl lolita before his eyes was clearly a demon.
For information regarding this, a so-called demon was a living creature that managed to unlock its intelligence.
They were nearly like what had been recorded in the myths. After unlocking their intelligence by chance, they would then absorb the essence of the sun and moon to refine their bodies and strengthen their cultivation.
However, the sun and moon’s essence wasn’t exactly that easy to absorb, and so, they would often have to wake up earlier than chickens, and then sleep later than dogs, they would even force themselves to work harder than cows.
The path of their cultivation was more arduous than normal human beings, the time spent was also longer, it would easily take dozens of years to even hundreds of years before they would see the fruit of their efforts.
After going through such a long time, they would continuously strengthen and perfect themselves, making themselves more excellent as time would pass before finally…
…becoming the mount of celestial beings.
When Lu Xun would read about mythological stories, he would sometimes wonder, ‘Would celestial beings make invidious comparisons with their mounts, just like youngsters do with their cars?’
After imagining this scene, he felt that it was quite interesting.
However, on earth, ‘mounts’ weren’t really all that rare so long as you had money.
Some would cost up to a hundred dollars, others a few thousand dollars, and there would even be some that would reach up to several tens or hundred thousands of dollars!
…these were bicycles, motorcycles, and cars respectively.
When Lu Xun was in a rush before, he’d view Ji Li as a mount, however, he never would’ve imagined a day where he’d be viewed as one himself.
Could it be that demons had always been brooding over the duty of being a ‘mount’? Have they had enough of the days of being ridden?
If thought about properly, the possibility of that was actually not small and seemed to feel reasonable and fair.
The floating catgirl lolita in front of Lu Xun saw that he was speechless, and so, she continued to talk in her loud babyish voice, “This lord’s name is Cat Southnorth. To become this lord’s mount would be your honor.”
After hearing this, Lu Xun couldn’t help but be startled.
‘So she’s Cat Southnorth?’
The name alone might sound somewhat comical, but it was very famous in ‘Heavenly Earth’.
She only appeared during the mid-stage of the game as an incomparable demon with abnormal strength, she would easily torment players like dogs.
She was extremely popular, as proof to this, she was able to rank near the very top amongst the many female NPCs. It was all due to the catgirl impression that penetrated deep into the people’s hearts.
All forum posts related to her would easily surpass a thousand comments, and because of her nature, many creepy players were even willing to line up to beg for her torture.
She appeared as a young catgirl at the time, who would’ve thought that she was actually a lolita right now.
However, this was within reason. At the mid-stage of the game according to the timeline, it would have been many years later.
Encountering Cat Southnorth at this moment, Lu Xun was actually secretly somewhat excited.
…It wasn’t that he had any special fetishes. What made him excited wasn’t Cat Southnorth’s figure, but instead… it was her identity!
He clearly knew how special Cat Southnorth’s identity was.
As expected, Mu Rongyan couldn’t quite stand to listen any longer, her fat face was brimming with an ingratiating smile as she said to the lolita, “Little Great Aunt-Master, isn’t doing this… not good?”
Lu Xun wasn’t the least bit surprised at the appellation of ‘Little Great Aunt-Master’, however, Ji Li, on the other hand, was left with her mouth gaped open in shock by the side.
The lolita’s movement in beheading the ghosts already stunned her, this made her think that after all…
…she really hadn’t really seen much of the world.
Now, what she found more unexpected was that this formidable little girl’s seniority was actually also really high!
The lolita named Cat Southnorth glared at Mu Rongyan while the smiling expression on the latter’s face grew even bigger, this along with her chubby face made her seem more naive.
After seeing her naive look, the lolita couldn’t let out her explosive temper just like that.
The sect arranged Mu Rongyan to be her follower—this was an arrangement well done!
The lolita no longer floated around and instead turned to land on Mu Rongyan’s broad shoulders.
Since Mu Rongyan was fat, resting on her was especially quite comfortable.
In addition, Mu Rongyan was a big girl over 185 centimeters tall to begin with. After sitting on her shoulders, Cat Southnorth was now slightly taller than Lu Xun.
She placed both hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Mu Rongyan, “There’s no such thing as conforming to rules or not. Weren’t rules made to be broken to begin with?”
Upon hearing this, Mu Rongyan had a somewhat complicated expression on her face and said to the lolita sitting on her shoulder, “Little Great Aunt-Master, it’s okay for you to say this outside, but you can’t ever let the Law-Enforcing Elder hear it.”
The catgirl lolita swayed her tiny feet high up in the air as she said in annoyance, “I’m his Aunt-Master, how could I fear him?”
However… Why did it sound so strong on the outside but was actually really weak in reality?
“Besides, I didn’t say these words. It was the Second Senior Sister. If he has the capability, he can go look for trouble with the Second Senior Sister instead!” She added.
As expected, she was still frightened beneath her skin.
For this type of condition that people would see in a lolita, we would usually call it the ‘adorably fierce’ type.
Cat Southnorth continued to dangle her tiny feet high in the air. She looked at Lu Xun and said, “So? Have you considered being my beautiful mount? No matter whether its the Cultivation Techniques, Enchanted Treasures or even up to the Spirit Pills, none of it will be lacking. Yes?”
A mount was a Cultivator’s appearance, and since Lu Xun was extremely handsome, she thought that she would gain a lot of prestige by showing him around.
Ji Li, who stood beside Lu Xun suddenly reached out her small chubby hands and pulled gently on the hem of Lu Xun’s clothes.
Lu Xun had this habit of speaking to her without any restrictions, she was quite afraid that he would do the same thing to the lolita too.
However, what she didn’t know was that Lu Xun was already scheming on how to use the lolita.
He originally planned to come in contact with Mu Rongyan through Ji Li, and from there, find a way to access Mu Rongyan’s sect.
It wasn’t really exploiting Ji Li since it would also complete her wishes, with this previous idea in tow, he could also carry out the perfect start according to his plans—it was a win-win situation.
However, the sudden appearance of Cat Southnorth… surprisingly, it actually seemed to make everything a bit easier.
Therefore, he laughed.
His smile was very warm and cordial.
Ji Li had also seen such a smile once, she remembered that it was at the teahouse when they talked about Cultivators.
Cat Southnorth looked at Lu Xun’s smile and could only fancy him even more.
He was indeed good-looking!
Lu Xun was like an ordinary person without much experience. He asked the lolita, “Is your ladyship very strong?”
“That’s for sure!” The lolita was very confident in her answer. “I came here to exterminate a Ghost King nearby. You also saw the hundreds of malicious ghosts following me earlier. They were the divided bodies transformed from the Ghost King after its death. You saw how this old lady chopped their heads off in a single slash!”
The subtext of these words were really easy to understand, ‘my series of smooth and flowing maneuvers just now, didn’t you find it absolutely kick-ass?’
After hearing this, Lu Xun couldn’t help but be taken aback. Even the Ghost King came out? How much experience would a Ghost King be worth! Slurp!
“Then, is your ladyship’s sect very impressive too?” Lu Xun continued to act stupid and naive as he questioned closely.
“That’s for sure!” The lolita straightened up and seemed to be proud of her sect.
Her status in the sect was extremely high, the more kick-ass her sect was, then the more kick-ass she would appear.
“Then… Can I go and take a look first before making a decision?” Lu Xun continued to ask.
This was his final objective!
He had to go to this sect so that the legendary ‘perfect start’ could be carried out.
These large sects all had amazing formations, it would be extremely hard for an alt to find them without any cultivation. It was simply because you wouldn’t be able to sense it even if it was in front of you, one wouldn’t even be able to notice its extraordinariness.
The lolita raised her brow slightly. She didn’t like it when other people bargained.
However, this person truly looked very handsome, she didn’t want to miss out on anything.
After silently contemplating about it, she finally nodded.
Lu Xun also revealed a timely warm smile at this moment.
The smile he showed was as if it contained the nervousness and expectation of a small villager proceeding to enter a large city, another example to this was that it was also like a person at the foot of a mountain who wanted to go see the view at the mountaintop.
Be that as it may, what the lolita didn’t know was that Lu Xun wasn’t the person at the foot of the mountain.
Instead, regarding the view at the mountaintop, he had already seen it countless times before.
He only revealed his nature again for his love of playing games of routine.
If a name well-suited to Cat Southnorth were to be created, we could name this type of person a Dirty Dog.
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