Chapter 1 HOW TO LIVE AS A WANKER IN DEVASTATED PARENTING NOVEL
According to my memory, today is the day when the young 2nd Prince was almost poisoned.
[Asphodel! Hey, there’s poison in the second prince teacup!]
[Wow, look at that black thing. A sip of that would be a big deal and you’d totally be killed?]
I stroked the two weasels whispering on my knees with both hands and turned to where the second prince was.
Afterwards, I was shocked by what caught my eye and clicked my tongue.
‘Oh, it’s so dark. Every time you eat something like that, you look like a skinny twisted green onion.’
Today’s tea time was held in an outdoor garden even though it was quite a hot day. Still, there was a mana stone around the table to cool down the area, so attendees did not have to suffer from the heat.
Using a mana stone to enjoy hot tea outside on this hot summer day.
It’s new and costly, but this kind of luxury was typical of this palace.
This is the palace where you can melt gold and play it in the water.
“Rubelio, you don’t seem to be feeling well today. There’s a lot of new snacks from the East, but you don’t taste them.”
“Ah… I don’t feel good because I have an upset stomach.”
“Oh, well, at least have some tea. It’s a medicinal tea in the north, so it’ll make you feel much better.”
The second prince couldn’t resist the pressure surrounding him and reluctantly reached out the teacup in front of him.
The poison in there was only visible to me and my familiar.
The poison accumulated in the body of the second prince has also become very thick.
So if you leave it as it is, it is certain that he will wander through life and death for a while, as in the novel.
He used to act like he didn’t like me every time he saw me, so I should just pretend not to know, but I was too nice to do that.
‘Pio. Kino, go!’
[Let’s go!]
[Coming!]
My weasels jumped up to the table as if they had been waiting.
tadadadag!
“Ugh, what is this!”
“Isn’t it the pet of the third Princess?”
There was a commotion among those enjoying tea time when my cute familiar ran across the table.
Pio, a white weasel, made a fuss on the table and caught people’s attention.
“Kyao!”
Meanwhile, the spotted weasel Kino, who ran to his destination, swung his white cotton bat relentlessly.
Puck!
“Argh!”
The teacup held by the second prince hit Kino’s front foot and flew away.
“These, these! Damn rats!”
The father of the second prince, who was usually dissatisfied with my familiar, jumped out of his seat, losing his usual elegance.
“What are you doing? Get them right now!”
I can’t help it.
It’s time for me to step up.
‘God, allow me to be a righteous rascal again today.’
I prayed reverently to the goddess and inhaled.
“Don’t bother my babies ahhhhhhh!”
The loud voice from the vessel resonated throughout the garden.
As I pulled the lace cloth over my knees violently, the mugs and cakes on the table flew into the sky.
People’s shaky eyes swam through the air like swarms of salmon. It’s a mess!
Clang!
The tea and utensils, including the poisoned teacup, fell to the floor and were crushed.
My familiar were laughing wickedly, and ate up the snacks they had snatched.
The peaceful tea time in the garden ended shortly.
“Oh, Aspodel! What is going on!”
“Hua, my lady!”
‘You’re steadily accumulating points like this today.’
One day in the middle of summer, about two months after she experienced her third life as a Princess in the novel.
I have to go back in time to explain the story that led me to build my reputation as a wicked princess.