Chapter 9: Part-Time (1)
「Well, there are things that you should know beforehand. In your case, Master, you have a restriction, especially since your soul is residing in another human’s body that isn’t yours.」
Restrictions? Oh, that’s just great. Fuck me.
What is that?
「This man’s life, Lee Dohoon… the original owner of this body… passed away today. But because Master’s soul is now residing in this body, Lee Dohoon is given a new life.」
There’s a but, right?
「Even though Master’s soul is Lee Jungwoo, Master has to throw away the life and memories you’ve experienced and live as Lee Dohoon for the rest of your life. Lee Dohoon’s family and friends, his dreams, you have to carry them. You are no longer Lee Jungwoo but Lee Dohoon.」
But why do I need to do that? Lee Dohoon is dead and I am now the owner of this body.
「This is how it is. If you disobey…」
If I disobey?
「…Your soul will cease to exist. Master is threatening the universal order of things and law if you don’t live as Lee Dohoon.」
Is this watch threatening me? Even though I’d been reborn, I can’t live my life the way I desire. Life is a bitch sometimes. Though it has been said that souls dissipating into nothingness bring bad luck.
I suppose I can live like this.
「You must never tell the word of your rebirth nor speak of the existence of the underworld. You should not contact people you once knew in your past life. Any act that disrupts the order of law will incur the wrath of God.」
Simply put, don’t stand out and live quietly.
Become Lee Dohoon, not Lee Jungwoo.
“Okay, I got it, I got it. Let’s not speak of this any longer. It only sours my mood. And it’s a complicated situation, too. I also don’t want to die again, so I’ll keep my word. But what was this body doing before he passed away? I have to know his life first.”
「Lee Dohoon is a college student.」
The watch explained in detail the origin of this body.
After completing his first year, Lee Dohoon went to the army and completed his time. He’s now preparing to go back to school.
“Physical Education major? No wonder he’s in good shape.”
「His family currently lives in the States.」
The United States? Do I have a foreign sister?
「No. He has a younger sister five years younger than you. The family moved to the states because of her studies. If you open your wallet, you’ll see a picture of them.」
I opened the wallet that was left unattended on the desk. When I flipped it open, I saw a picture of Le Dohoon’s family. His mother, father, and cute sister… and him in the middle. The overall appearance of the family emitted a heartwarming aura. Lee Dohoon was tall like his father, but his face resembled close to his mother. His sister was beautiful, too.
“Wow, they’re pretty,” I muttered. “A family with good genes.”
「Her sister’s name is Lee Hye Eun. She’s currently a sophomore in the States. Her dream is to become a cellist.」
Cello? Ah, so she’s a musical genius?
「Correct. The reason the family moved to the States was because of Miss Hye Eun’s genius talent. They plan to enroll her in the Julliard School of Music, stating that it would be difficult to cultivate her talent properly in Korea.」
So this family was born with a lot of luck. They’ve got talent and a pretty face. But the whole family is gone. Who makes the money?
「Lee Dohoon’s father is a famous novelist: Lee Chanmyung.」
“What? Seriously?! I’ve read his book a few times back then!”
「His mother’s name is Kang Jeonghee. She’s a housewife. Remember what I’ve said and imprint it in your brain. Don’t make a mistake for if ever they become suspicious, the Grim Reaper will take you back.」
No worries, I’ll make sure to keep it in mind. By the way, if they’re in the States, that means I won’t be seeing them for a while, right?
「Not physically, but you’ll have to occasionally make video calls using FaceTime.」
I suddenly thought about my parents. I wonder how they’re doing. Are they living okay? They must’ve been suffering in great pain because of me…
I immediately changed the topic to shake off my dismal thoughts.
“By the way, how did Lee Dohoom die? He looks very healthy.”
「Lee Dohoon died this morning from an acute myocardial infarction.」
Oh my god… what happened to this guy? Living alone without a family and suddenly suffering a heart attack…
「This is his fate and there’s nothing that can be done. You don’t need to feel sad or feel regret for him. He has lived a good life.」
“I’m sick of fate and destiny! Oh, h–hang on, won’t I have a heart attack, too?”
「Your health status has been reset at the time of reincarnation. There is currently nothing wrong with you.」
“Health reset? Is that even possible?”
「Of course. For your reference, due to Master’s stat redistribution, Lee Dohoon’s height has increased by 0.9cm., and his IQ has decreased by 12.」
What about the size of his dick?
「That’s… his original size…」
“Wow, this bastard is really lucky. He must’ve had lots of girlfriends if he had this package from the beginning.”
「Before he went to the military, he dated a woman 3 months older than him. After he was discharged from the military, they broke up. He’s currently single.」
He got discharged from the military, right? So when does he return to school?
「March of this year.」
I picked up Lee Dohoon’s smartphone and checked the date.
It’s early February. I have less than a month left.
「Yes.」
“Heh. I’ve become a student again, though at least I’m glad I don’t have to go to the army twice.”
Then, suddenly, the phone in my hand vibrated.