Chapter 7: God is Good (2)
“A sh—a hundred—”
“Be clear. Once you’ve decided a number, it cannot be reversed.”
“W–wait a minute. It’s an important decision, so give me some time to think about it.”
I was originally a man who thought that one’s IQ should exceed three digits. It wouldn’t feel like you’re a human being if your IQ was less than 100.
However, if I raise my IQ to more than 100 when I’m 185cm tall, I’ll suffer a lot of damage. I don’t want to reduce my height at all. I’d rather reduce my intelligence.
“I’ll make it 97.”
“All right. IQ is 97.”
As the grim reaper recorded the numbers in his notebook, I could sense that he was laughing at my odd decisions. But it matters not.
“Then the rest is…”
“Yes. The rest of the numbers will be for my…”
“All right. Dick is 18. That’s a good number.”
“That sounds like an insult.”
“You’re mistaken. And worry not. I’ll find the most suitable person. If there’s no one that suits your chosen preference, I’ll have to make some adjustments.”
And then I lost my consciousness.
And here I am now.
I’m no longer the 42-year-old Lee Jungwoo but in someone else’s body.
“Well, you’re pretty handsome.”
I wonder if he’s in his early 20s. This body had no blemishes and fair skin. Just looking at his droopy eyes evoked a sense of maternal instinct that you just want to protect. And the shoulders, it is broad like the Pacific Ocean.
I excrete the scent of a male god.
Although I lack the air and aura of a celebrity, my face is good enough for someone to turn their back around and take a good look when bumping into each other.
To be honest, I didn’t expect a beautiful face. I used all my points on height, intelligence, and dick size. This must be my bonus.
“God is good!”
Come to think of it, the toilet looks shorter than usual. Oh, right. It’s because I’m 185cm tall now.
So this is how the world looks from the top.
I love it.
The last thing I should check is the size of my dick. The importance of it came to mind, so I pulled the toilet seat up and unzipped my pants. It feels quite heavy in my hand.”
“Ugh…”
It’s fine solid meat that can’t fit in one’s hand even without an erection.
My God… I was reborn with the perfect distribution as I had wanted.
“Jesus Christ! God, you’re the best!”
I suddenly felt an electric shock on my wrist while praising God’s name.
“Shit. What is it this time?”
Surprised, I looked down. There was a smartwatch-like machine tied to my wrist.
“What is this?”
Could God be watching me through this? How sly of him.
I unlocked the device.
At that moment, a soft voice rang in my head.
「Synchronication starts now.」
“Huh?”
Suddenly, the screen on the device’s display lit up and the bar slowly filled itself. It reached 50%… 80%… 95%… and when it reached 100%, I heard a voice again.
「Synchronization complete. Welcome, Master.」
Master? Me?
‘What is this?’
「In short, think of me as a program provided for the convenience of players.」
‘Players? You mean I’m a player?’
「That’s right. A player is a person who has been blessed by God. In fact, it’s very unusual to be blessed with a case like this, but regardless, Master was given the right to use me as soon as you become a player.」
I was suddenly confused.
Wasn’t this just a reincarnation?
‘Is it really unusual? There are also other players like me?’
「Of course. There are many people on the planet that have been chosen as players. You might know some of them. For example, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Leonardo Da Vinci, Isaac Newton, Immanuel Kant, and even Steve Jobs as of recent. They were once players like you. 」
‘Nonsense! So you’re saying that this smartwatch was available in ancient times?’
「Of course, though the appearance will change according to the time period. In Alexander the Great’s case, it was a sword, a pencil for Da Vinci, and a pocket watch for Kant.」
‘Did Steve Jobs also wear a smartwatch?’
「No. His was a turtleneck sweater.」
‘It suddenly makes sense. So that’s why he wears it practically every day. Anyways, what am I playing?’
「Each player’s goals are different. For some it might be the construction of a great empire, for another, it might be philosophical enlightenment, and another tasked with the progress of civilization. Master should also set a goal for himself as a player.」
Goals… come to think of it, I didn’t have any in my past life.
I only wanted to live a happy ever after.
But this time, I want to live differently.
Isn’t it because I didn’t like the past life that I redistributed 300 points to live life anew?
“I want to sleep with as many women as I want! That’s the goal in this life!”