Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Things… happened too suddenly. Before Chen Yi could think, he was already in a state of ecstasy. The fingers that moved were very skillful. He was almost stuck to the wall, and all he could do was breathe heavily.
After being single for 23 years, Chen Yi was actually driven crazy by a finger!
Why did he have the illusion that this thing could be big and small, long and short? And he even sensed that he had never felt this good before?
After an unknown amount of time, Chen Yi, whose train of thoughts was all blurred, finally got a release. He let out a breath and felt a wave of bewilderment. It turned out that he could do it manually for two hours…
He was a little tired, but the finger was still in the same state.
The water fell on his body, and the hot air filled the small space. Chen Yi, who had drawn back from the excitement, suddenly came back to his senses.
A ridiculous but plausible idea flashed through his mind. He immediately turned off the water heater, grabbed his left index finger with his right hand, and jumped out of the toilet.
Under the warm yellow light, Chen Yi’s expression was solemn. He even put on a face that looked like he was ready to face death. He stared at his hand and looked at it again and again.
He was sure that this was his hand. His fingers were not as long and slender. Because he often typed on the computer, his fingers were slightly wider, and there was a thin layer of calluses on his fingers.
But this hand, especially the index finger of his left hand, was exceptionally beautiful… just like the golden finger of San San the Taoist priest, the character he had written!
Chen Yi, who was slightly hesitant, used his right hand and slowly picked up the small wooden mallet that he had used to crack open the walnuts with and swung it at the trembling finger.
With a cracking sound, the wooden mallet shattered.
His finger was intact and did not feel any pain!
He took a deep breath, took out two more walnuts, and pressed them with his left index finger.
With another cracking sound, the walnuts shattered!
At this moment, Chen Yi’s mind was overwhelmed with thoughts!
‘Damn! Is this real?’
This finger was so awesome… it was even somewhat ‘invincible’! This was basically the golden finger!
Chen Yi couldn’t help but recall what that ‘Salted Fish’ said yesterday. Could it be true?
He didn’t believe that his hand had suddenly gone through some genetic mutation…
So, it’s true?
And his finger was almost on par with the main character he had written!
The more he thought about it, the more incredulous he felt. This feeling was like a dream!
It seemed like it was true. The Evil God website did not give out royalties, but he could exchange for the main character’s skills, specialties, and attributes through his wish points!
San San the Taoist priest’s character set up had psychic Yin Yang Eye and golden finger. Then wasn’t Chen Yi’s finger…
After recovering from his shock, Chen Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, “F*ck, what kind of magical website is this Evil God website?”
He turned on his computer, wiped his hair with a towel, put on a pair of pants, and logged into QQ without hesitation.
His QQ notifications were continuously ‘beeping’ away. A profile picture kept flashing.
It was Salted Fish from yesterday!
He quickly opened the chat interface, and the content was clear at a glance.
2:06 am:
“Congratulations on successfully publishing your work. You have officially become the author of the Evil God! I am your editor-in-charge, please look after me in the future!”
02:33 am:
“Are you online, boss? Your authorship status needs to be granted. Please ‘poke’ me when you are online!”
2:56 am:
“Your novel has accumulated more than 4.5 billion readers. Congratulations on your first hit!”
3:23 am:
“Wow, your book has received more than 13.3 billion views and received 80% likes from the readers. The overall score of your book is 2.1 points! You have received 80 wish points. Please choose whether you want to exchange them for the benefits immediately!”
7:23 am:
“As you did not choose what you wanted to exchange for within the stipulated time, the benefits have been automatically exchanged, and the distribution of the benefit has been completed! The remaining wish points have been added up.”
7:50 am:
“Are you still not up, boss? I am already looking forward to it, waiting for you to come back, sob sob sob!”
After reading the messages, Chen Yi’s excitement took a long time to calm down. He took a few deep breaths and was about to reply to Salted Fish.
However, he had a change of mind. He quickly pulled up the chat log. It would be better to take a look at the situation on the website first!
He opened the code and shockingly, the big word that occupied the screen was “URL error!”!
Hm? What was going on? Wasn’t it fine yesterday?
Chen Yi did not give up and immediately repeated it a few times.
‘URL error! URL error! It still mentioned URL error!’
…
“Is it blocked? What the h*ll!”
After more than ten attempts, the result was the same. Chen Yi was dumbfounded.
He quickly opened the conversation with Salted Fish and typed, “Bro, brother… Are you there? Why can’t I open the URL? Was it taken down?”
In less than a minute, he received a reply.
Salted Fish: “Sob sob sob, I’ve been waiting for you for so long! Flying kiss emoticon~ And, don’t call me brother, just call me Salted Fish.”
Chen Yi did not stand on ceremony and replied, “Okay, that URL…”
Salted Fish: “That’s because I gave you a temporary link yesterday. You’ll need to log in and verify your identity. I’ll send the link to you immediately!”
Shortly after, he received another link. Chen Yi clicked on it without thinking.
Whoosh! The progress bar was filled up in an instant. The web page was blank and there was nothing.
Suddenly, an electric current flowed through his fingertips, and his entire body quivered.
“F*ck!” Chen Yi cursed.
At the same time, a metal-like black ring appeared on his right finger. The words “Evil God” were printed on it.
The ring was ice-cold. He was slightly shocked when he discovered the ring that appeared out of thin air… where did this thing come from?
In a flash, countless pieces of information flooded into his brain! He had a terrible headache. After he finished organizing the massive amount of information, he did not know what expression to use to convey his shock.
That was because he had just realized how awesome the Evil God website was! It was no wonder that he had never heard of this website before.
That was because the Evil God itself did not belong to any world or planet! It was an existence that transcended dimensions, space, universes, and parallel worlds! It was a website that did not have any restrictions on spiritual connections!
The Evil God website was also known as the Evil God VR Virtual Novel Reading Experience website. It was a super-technological product.
Salted Fish was right. The Evil God website did not have any royalties. All books were free. Once a novel was liked by the public, one could obtain wish points by reaching a certain standard.
Wish points could be exchanged for the protagonist’s skills, specialties, and attributes in the book!
This feeling was just like in fantasy novels, where the gods needed people to worship and support them. The more believers there were, the stronger the abilities of the gods.
Similarly, the more readers liked it, the more wish points the authors would accumulate, and the more things they could exchange the wish points for!
The book was free, and after the work was released, it would be recommended to the readers. By obtaining the readers’ ‘Likability’, ‘Coolness’, ‘Immersion’, and so on, when it reached a certain standard, it would become the author’s benefit — Wish Points!
Therefore, Chen Yi’s finger had undergone such a big change because the book was loved by enough readers until the author benefits requirements were met…
That was how he got the golden finger of San San the Taoist priest!
It was just that his finger was not as powerful as San San’s since he only inherited 10% of the golden finger’s ability. As for the high-speed small motor and the incomparably skilled techniques, they were all successfully exchanged!
F*ck! If he had known earlier, he would have written that his p*nis was big! Why would he need this finger?
As for that ring, it symbolized his authorship. It showed that he was the official author of the Evil God.
Moreover, he was the only author on Earth.
No…. to be precise, as long as Chen Yi was around, there would not be another person on Earth appearing on the Evil God website in the future!