“It’s all Young Uncle’s fault!” Little Ye Yiyang rolled his eyes at Ye Xingli. “Young Uncle took advantage of me when I was sleeping! He carried me up to the plane! Otherwise, I wouldn’t leave Mommy at all!”
Little Ye Yiyang hugged Ye Xingbei’s neck and swayed, “Mommy, Mommy, let’s go to the police station to report Young Uncle for child abduction, shall we? Let Young Uncle do time in prison; child kidnappers will be sentenced to more than three years but less than ten years of imprisonment. Young Uncle’s appetite is huge, so if he gets sentenced to three years in jail, it can save our family a lot of rice!”
As he threw up blood, Ye Xingli swatted Ye Yiyang’s chubby bottom vigorously, “You conscienceless little brat! Who dotes on you the most in our family? You actually betrayed your uncle, who loves you the most, just to scrimp on food. Do you still have a conscience?”
Little Ye Yiyang pulled a funny face at him. His tiny, fair and tender arms hugged Ye Xingbei’s neck as he moved closer to her ear. Then, he whispered loud enough for Ye Xingli to hear on purpose, “Mommy, Mommy, I’ll tell you quietly so don’t tell Young Uncle this! Young Uncle deliberately stole me from your side for the purpose of getting you to come here and toil for him! Eldest Uncle let him come and work but he was unwilling so he took me away. If I come, Mommy will come too. Mommy will help him with work so that he can become a figurehead leader! Then, he’ll run off to live freely and happily!”
Ye Xingli, “…”
Who could tell him how a five-year-old brat knows this much?
His wise and brilliant image!
Everything was ruined before he realized it!
Watching how Ye Xingli looked like he wanted to cry, Ye Xingbei’s stomach hurt from holding back her laughter. She patted little Ye Yiyang’s tiny butt, “That’s enough, darling. You can’t tease Young Uncle anymore! If you continue making fun of him, he’s going to cry!”
Ye Xingli cooperated by wiping his face as if he were about to sob.
Little Ye Yiyang’s beautiful eyes shifted and he stretched his body forward to kiss Ye Xingli’s face with a “Muack!”. “Young Uncle, don’t cry, I’m just teasing you! Mommy is gentle and won’t get angry that’s why I said that! When Eldest Uncle comes, I’ll tell him that I was the one who clung onto your thigh and pestered you terribly! That’s why you finally brought me back to the country. This way, Eldest Uncle won’t beat your butt anymore! Young Uncle, don’t cry, Xiao Shu still feels sorry for Young Uncle!”
Ye Xingli hadn’t even said anything yet when Gu Junzhu could no longer hold it back anymore—he laughed out loud with a “Pfft!”
“…” Feeling how meaningless life was, Ye Xingli covered his face as his mind started to fall into disarray.
His legendary reputation was all ruined here today!
Little Ye Yiyang’s beautiful eyes shone with a curious light as it landed on Gu Junzhu’s face. He asked Ye Xingbei, “Mommy, Mommy, who is this beautiful uncle? He’s even more handsome than Young Uncle!”
Ye Xingli, “…”
Darling nephew, can you please stop stabbing your Young Uncle’s heart with a knife?
You must’ve been the founder of a cult that specialized in piercing people’s hearts with a knife in your previous life, right?
A professional knife stabber for 100 years!
Ye Xingbei glanced at Gu Junzhu and her face blushed as she stammered, “H-h-he, h-he is… He… Is…”
“I’m your father!” Gu Junzhu saw that Ye Xingbei was simply unable to articulate herself so he took over bluntly, “Xiao Shu, I’m your father!”
Ye Xingbei’s heart was packed full of words like a “bullet screen”—every flash of comment on the “bullet screen” was: I’m your father! I’m your father! I’m your father!
It took her a lot of effort to resist yelling at Gu Junzhu: I’m your father instead!
How come I keep feeling like this Fifth Master Gu is cursing others?