Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
[System notification: Do you want to decompose the Silver Chest?]
[System notification: Do you want to learn the Recipe of Rare Wind Boots?]
[System notification: Do you want to learn the Recipe of Exquisite Flower Pots?]
“Yes, yes, and yes…” Xia Feng replied to all the questions.
[System notification: Silver +2]
[System notification: You’ve successfully learned it.]
[System notification: You’ve successfully learned it.]
He skillfully opened the craft menu, and searched for the keywords.
[Rare Wind Boots: Silver 4/4, Beast Skin 4/2, Beast Bone 10/2, Wind Spiritual Rune 32/10, Earth Spiritual Rune 29/6, Fire Spiritual Rune 26/4]
[Exquisite Flower Pot: Bronze 82/2, Stone 22/4, Wood 12/2, Wind Spiritual Rune 32/1, Fire Spiritual Rune 26/1, Water Spiritual Rune 43/1, Earth Spiritual Rune 29/1]
Both recipes were meant to make spiritual devices.
Xia Feng looked at the white seedling in his hands.
[Seedling of Milk Fruit Tree: It’s a seedling that can be grown in a pot. The Milk Fruit that it yields can make you full and contains abundant nutrition.]
[It takes four days for the seedling to grow up. You may fertilize it if you want it to grow faster.]
After reading the note and hint of the seedling, Xia Feng crafted an Exquisite Flower Pot.
He also crafted the Frost Blade. He didn’t need the Wind Boots just yet.
[System notification: Bronze -2, Stone -4, Wood -2, spiritual runes of each class -1]
[System notification: Silver -4, Iron -6, Water Spiritual Rune -12, Wind Spiritual Rune -6, Earth Spiritual Rune -4]
A pot and a sharp blade appeared in front of Xia Feng.
The pot was one meter tall and 80 centimeters in diameter. It was utterly empty. Xia Feng had to fill it with soil.
The Frost Blade was stabbed into the ground. Its coldness had covered the ground with a layer of ice.
[Rare Frost Blade: A piece of powerful rune equipment that can deal frost damage.]
[Note that the sword can hurt your enemy as well as yourself. It’s best to hold its grip.]
Xia Feng seized its grip, only to find that it was cold but not freezing.
He waved the Frost Blade, and found that it was convenient to use. He wondered what its performance in real battles would be.
Putting the Frost Blade away, Xia Feng opened the craft menu, and made a shovel at the cost of two pieces of Iron and Wood.
He found a place where the soil was soft, and filled the pot with an appropriate amount of soil before he planted the seedling of the Milk Fruit Tree in it.
[System notification: The pot has to be powered by Source Crystals. One Source Crystal can last 30 days.]
“Add a Source Crystal.” Xia Feng wasn’t petty about that.
After adding it, he looked at the seedling again, and found a four-day markdown above it that indicated its maturity.
Four days. That’s not very long.
Xia Feng patted his hands, and came to the Bronze Chest.
[Attention, the surface of this Bronze Chest is poisoned. DO NOT open it with your hands.]
A golden hint suddenly popped up.
Xia Feng raised his eyebrows, and opened the chest with his shovel.
[System notification: Bronze Chest +1]
[System notification: Fertilizer (Low-Level) +2]
[System notification: Recipe of Ordinary Toilet Paper]
[System notification: Do you want to decompose the Bronze Chest Chest?]
[System notification: Do you want to learn the Recipe of Ordinary Toilet Paper?]
A recipe for toilet paper?
Xia Feng was quite delighted. He had been wondering how he could clean himself if he wanted to do a number two.
He couldn’t use the drinking water, which would’ve been a huge waste.
It wasn’t a problem anymore. He had toilet paper.
“Dismantle it and learn it,” Xia Feng mumbled.
[System notification: Bronze +2]
[System notification: You’ve successfully learned it.]
[Ordinary Toilet Paper: Wood 8/4]
It seems that I have to purchase wood in bulk.
Thinking that, Xia Feng chose to craft some toilet paper.
[System notification: Wood -8]
Two rolls of toilet paper appeared in Xia Feng’s hands, flawless and soft.
They were perfect for personal hygiene.
Xia Feng didn’t open them, but simply put the toilet paper on sale.
[Seller: Xia Feng-0364133458]
[Item to be sold: Ordinary Toilet Paper]
[Item desired: 6 Wood and 1 of any spiritual rune]
[Alternatives: Recipes, Spiritual Containment Fruit, Mind Giving Grass]
[Stock: 2]
[Seller’s note: Toilet paper is here. Time to buy it if you’re feeling the urge.]
The toilet paper wasn’t sold immediately, mainly because its price was too high.
Six wood was acceptable, but most people were reluctant to pay with a spiritual rune.
Xia Feng didn’t intend to lower the price, as he was the only supplier. Besides, a roll of paper could be used for a long time, and it wasn’t really expensive.
He opened the chat channel, which was quite lively even though it was midnight.
“Shoot! Shoot! Shoot is all that I can say! It’s the toilet paper that I’ve been wishing for!”
“Finally! I can finally unleash my passion. I’m not comfortable if a day goes by without me touching myself.”
“Damn it, I can finally take a dump.”
“Master Xia Feng, you’re awesome! I kneel to you!”
“Same here! You’re truly awesome, Master Xia Feng. You’re doing us a favor!”
Reading all the messages, Xia Feng knew that his toilet paper would be sold sooner or later.
At the same time, Drake Haski was also reading the messages on one of the islands. He couldn’t have been more jealous.
He clutched the two spiritual runes that he acquired at a high cost, and made an Exquisite Leather Armor in the craft menu.
The Exquisite Leather Armor was a piece of spiritual equipment that increased Drake Haski’s combat ability by 70 points.
“Xia Feng, I’m the best in our region!”
Putting on the freshly made armor, Drake Haski opened the local ranking, and read it delightedly.
First: Xia Feng, 201 Combat Ability
Second: Drake Haski, 191 Combat Ability
How is it possible?
Drake Haski rubbed his eyes, and looked at the ranking again, but it was still the same.
That’s impossible! How am I still short by 10 points?
Drake Haski found the fact hard to accept.
He had always been somehow condescending because of his education.
He despised the people from other countries from the bottom of his heart.
Yet, he had been eclipsed by someone that he thought to be a weakling.
At this moment, someone noticed the change in the ranking.
“Look, Master Xia Feng’s combat ability increased again. It’s above 200. Oh my God.”
“Master Xia Feng is really awesome! Do you need more fangirls?”
“Master, this is a moment that calls for celebration. Do you think you can give me some paper for me to wipe my tears?”
Reading the messages in the regional channel, Drake Haski couldn’t have been grimmer.
He took out a recipe that he had been cherishing, and found his friend Delsi, planning to exchange it for a weapon to increase his combat ability again.
In any case, he had to be on the top of the rank and step on that worthless man.
A minute later, Drake Haski acquired an Ordinary Spiritual Crossbow, which increased his combat ability by 50 points. He opened the rank again.
First: Xia Feng, 251 Combat Ability
Second: Drake Haski, 241 Combat Ability
Looking at the rank, Drake Haski lost his cool.
“F*ck!”