Endless Journey: Infinite Realms - Chapter 562
Chapter 562
Asteria: You may call me dumb Alex, but I can actually write a story!
Alex: Hoh, are you sure about that? How could someone as lazy like you write a story? Maybe you're geting high again from your honey . Why don;t you jsut sleep that off?
Asteria: Hah? Watcha talkin about hooman? Of coures I can write! Why do you doubt that? Do I really look like I can't write?
Alex: Well . . .
Asteria: Hmph, if that's what you think, then I will show you a story that I wrote! Hmph, let's see how amazed you will become once you see this!
Alex: Dumb fairy, you don't really need to-
Asteria: Here, my story's done! Come and read it now, hooman!
Alex: Wait, you wrote a story that fast? You're jsut s***ing with me now, right?
Asteria: S***ing my ass! Just come here and read! If you don't, then you're a p***y for not reading!
Alex: So I'm a pussy now? Hmph, show me what you wrote then!
[With this prompt by Alex, the pleased-looking Asteria raised a piece of paper that was filled to the brim with words . She briefly shook it above her, before bringing it in front of Alex . ]
Asteria: Here, come and feast your eyes on my art! Hahaha! Let's see you praise my work like a god!
Alex: . . . .
-THE BUTTERFLY-
A short story by Asteria
Once upon a time there was a young girl named Asteria . Asteria was 20 years old and lived in Arcadia, Fairyland . While walking home from school one day, a gold butterfly jumped out from behind a rock and tackled Asteria to the ground .
But just when she was about to let out a scream for help, Asteria realized that the gold butterfly was only smooching her face, not trying to suck it off . At that moment, Asteria decided to keep the gold butterfly as a pet . And on the way home she decided to name her pet gold butterfly ''Celeste . ''
When Asteria and her new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Asteria's mother, Esther . And boy was she surprised to see a gold butterfly following Asteria into the yard!
''What in world is that?'' shouted Esther . ''It's a gold butterfly,'' answered Asteria . ''Dah, I can see that, Asteria, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Esther . ''It's my new pet!'' answered Asteria .
''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Esther . ''I wouldn't get your hopes up . You know how your father hates gold butterflies . But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home . ''
And with that Asteria grabbed Celeste by the scruff of the neck and led her new pet into the house–even though she knew her father was probably going to dissaprove .
Once in the house, Asteria and Celeste played and played . At that point Asteria forgot all about Celeste having an unsupervised run of the house .
That is until half way through her meal when Asteria was brought back to reality when she heard her father shout, ''Stupid Asteria! Get your bum in the kitchen . . . NOW!!'' With that Asteria rushed into the kitchen to see what all the fuss was about .
When she entered the kitchen, there stood her father, Fritz, pointing toward the chair . ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked her father .
Then, as Asteria followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about . There, smack dab in the middle of the chair, was the biggest pile of butterfly doo-doo she had ever seen!
''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Fritz . ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Asteria knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Celeste for a pet .
So without hesitation, Asteria set out to find where Celeste was hiding . After a few minutes of looking, Asteria discovered Celeste crouched beneath the table that Asteria did her eating on .
''Come on, Celeste, it's time to find you a new home . And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the chair!'' scolded Asteria . ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet butterfly!!
And with that Asteria led Celeste out of the house and down to the local store . They had a pet section and Asteria knew the owner would find Celeste a good home .
So after saying good-bye to Celeste, and thanking the owner of the shop, Asteria walked backed home and attempted to drown her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen honeys . But Asteria's pity party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mess she had neglected to clean up .
And lo and behold, midway through the clean-up, Asteria suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on .
The End .
Asteria: Hahaha, how about that hooman? My story is a masterpiece, right?
Alex: . . .
Asteria: Oi hooman . Why don't you say something? Don't tell me you've been so captivated by my story that you became speechless? Oh my goodness I didn't know I was this good! Hahaha, maybe I should just-
Alex: Hmph, good my ass! This story is so bad, that I don't even know how to explain it!
Asteria: What do you mean by stupid, huh? This story is a magnum opu-
Alex: You found a big-ass butterfly and made it your pet . Then you left it to poo inside your house? Bruh, can butterflies even poop? And then you sold the butterfly to a pet house because you don't want to take care of the butterfly anymore? Tsk, this is jsut a stupid premise! Argh, I can't believe I wasted my time reading this!
Asteria: . . . .