Chapter 477
[[[This chapter is a canon part of this story, which happened during the time that Alex and Alina were living inside the apartment in the Four Moons World . This was the period were Alex was still in preparation mode, and not in combat mode . ]]]
Asteria: Hooman! I want to tell you a story . Do you want to hear it?
Alex: Hah? Why would I want to hear another one of your crappy stories? What I want to hear about is your past! When will you even start talking about that?
Asteria: Hey!
Alex: You promised before that you will be open about your past already . But look at you . Up to this point, you're still not saying anything about your past…
Asteria: I-I just said that I will tell my past to you! I did not say when! S-s-so just wait for that time, ok?
Alex: Tsk, what a scummy fairy . Why did I not even smother you with fire before? Maybe that could have disciplined you more…
Asteria: Hey!
Alina: Alex… just lay off Asteria for now . With this runt being obstinate like this, you won't get anything from her . She'll just continue to bulls**t her way, and we can't do anything about that .
Asteria: Heh, look at this hooman! At least she's treating me bette- did you just call me a runt?
Alina: Yes I did, because in my eyes you are one .
Asteria: … .
Alex: …
Alina: Alex, if you want to ogle at my thighs, you can do it later bedtime . For now, let's listen to Asteria's story first, ok?
Alex: … . Seriously Alina . You seem to be always excited on hearing Asteria's special stories . Why do you feel like that? You know that there's a chance that Asteria's just making up fake stories, so why bother believing her? You being happy like this just encourages that fairy to tell more fake stories!
Asteria: Hey hooman! I am not faking any of my stories! You're just too narrow-minded to believe them!
Alex: What did you just say?
Professor Frances: Could you keep your f**king noise down? My head hurts, so tone down your b**chy arguments! Hell, if I can only sew your mouths now, I would have done it already!
Alex: And here's another diva queen . But at least you're more useful compared to Asteria .
Alina: That's harsh, but I totally agree with that .
Asteria: Hey! You two are bull-
Alex: Hah? Didn't you say that you are about to tell a story now? Go on and tell it already! Or are you perhaps interested on cursing us instead of fulfilling your promise? Hehehe, if that's the truth, then you really are a dumb fairy…
Asteria: Argh! I swear hooman! I swear that one day you will not succeed on bullying me! I swear that!
Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get on with it already .
Asteria: … . Fine hooman . Here's the story that you want .
Alex: . . .
Asteria: So Ounce upon a time-
Alina: That intro again? Asteria, do you have anything else that's original? I'm so tired of hearing this same intro from your other stories!
Asteria: Why are you complaining about the intro again hooman? This intro is a standard line for all the famous fantasy stories, so using them in my stories is not wrong!
Alina: Yes, using them is not wrong, but still, hearing them in each of your stories is too much .
Asteria: Hmph, if this intro works well, then why should I change it? It will be just a waste!
Alina: … . You lazy bum . Can't you even use your brain to think of a good intro?
Asteria: Nah, I can't . I think I am good with what I have now .
Alina: Asteria, you-
Asteria: SO ONCE UPON A TIME, there lived a peasant, whose only dream in his life is to become a god . He was jealous of the gods on his world, as they were all praised and served by many people . Wars were also fought for the glory of these gods, which made their status in this world as the greatest .
Asteria: If this peasant can just be a god, then he will be free from poverty and be loved by many .
Asteria: But with the current state of his life, the peasant knew that he has no chance to become a god . So he abandoned his dream and went on with living his intended life .
Alex: … . Huh? Is that the end?
Asteria: Did you hear me saying THE END?
Alex: Um, no .
Asteria: Then my story has not yet ended! Tsk, why don't you let me continue talking first?
Alex: … .
Alina: … .
Asteria: The peasant continued with his normal life until he reached a ripe, old, age of 121 . He was already an old and frail man at this age, and he was spending most of his life on his bed .
Asteria: This peasant was close to dying and even he can sense it . He can even feel the presence of Death himself approaching him from behind
Asteria: Skaboom! When the peasant thought of death, Death actually appeared in front of him . Death then tortured and punished the peasant, leaving him a broken shell of his former self .
Alex: Yo yo you! How the f**k did that just happen? Did Death actually torture a man that was about to die? Why the f**k would that happen?
Asteria: Why are you asking me? I'm just telling you the story .
Alex: … .
Asteria: After getting tortured by Death, the peasant died, but his soul was not taken in by any Gods . The peasant's wish to become a God before had made him undesirable to any gods, leaving his soul to wander across the mortal world .
Asteria: After wandering the mortal world for 1 million years, the peasant suddenly became a God .
Alex: What?
Asteria: The peasant then stormed the palace of the Gods, and he killed all the gods in there . As for Death, the peasant turned him into his belt buckle, which he was still wearing up to this day .
Alex: . . .
Asteria: The peasant then took over the world with his godly power, becoming its mighty ruler . THE END .
Alex: …That's it? That's the story?
Asteria: Yes, hooman . That's the story . Why? Did you really like it? Hehehe, if you like that story, then I can tell you its prequel!
Alex: Why the hell would I want a prequel when the main story is already this bad? I mean, how could yuou even call that a story? It's like a kid suddenly had the idea to make a story one day, and that kid's story was the one you are telling me now! Seriously, that's the worst story that I have ever heard! It's just as bad as 'Invisible Duragon'!
Asteria: … I feel pity for you hooman . I just told you a heart-wrenching story, and yet you can't appreciate it . Sigh… you're so helpless that I can't even get angry with you anymore…
Alina: What heart wrenching? There's nothing heart-wrenching about that story! How will I even feel sad for the peasant when you told the story in a boring way? And the story was even short!
Asteria: … .
Alina: And who the hell turns a god into a belt-buckle? Why did that even make its way in the story?
Asteria: …
Alina: Asteria, just admit it . Your story-making skills sucks . But don't' worry: We promise you that we won't laugh once you admit it . In fact, we will help you out with your problem!