Chapter 303
Asteria: Ugh, my head hurts… Did I drink too much honey last night?
[Asteria then looks around her as her memory returns . Her eye widened as she remembered what happened to her . ]
Asteria: We had a class, then we went towards the office of the Endless Monarch . Then there was an attack, and then a massive object hit us head-on! F**k! Is Celeste still alive?
Asteria: Celeste! Where the f**k are you! If you can hear me, please answer back! And Teofilo, please indicate that you are still alive!
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Asteria: F**k! They are not answering back! Are they already dead?
[Rumbling sounds nearby]
Asteria: F**k! Why am I even looking for them now? I should take care of myself first! Yes, I must keep myself alive first! Only when I am sure that I am safe that I will look for my minio- friends!
Asteria: Besides, if our defensive wall has been breached, that just means that some of our enemies could have entered this place!
Asteria: S**t, so not only I have to keep myself safe from all this falling debris, I also have to avoid any possible enemies! F**k! This is not how this day should have gone!
[Asteria flies forward while dodging falling rocks from above . ]
Asteria: Oh right, there is still Teacher Kuro . Well knowing her, she surely is still alive .
Asteria: …
Asteria: Okay, since I just got knocked out by that blast, there is still a high chance that I am at the higher floors . And from what I can remember, Teacher Kuro told us to go to the lowest floor to access the teleportation formation . In that case, I guess I just have to go down then!
[Asteria flies down, forcing herself thought a tiny hole]
Asteria: Ugh! What is that smell? It smells so bad? Is it-blergh!
[Asteria starts vomiting honey]
Asteria: What the f**k? There are corpses already? And why do they smell this bad! It was as if they died months ago? Ugh, I need to-blergh!
Asteria: F**k, f**k, f**k! this is getting more and more dangerous! I need to really escape now!
Rough Voice behind Asteria: Hey little fairy, where do you think you are going?
Asteria: Ah!
Rough Voice behind Asteria: I said, where the hell are you going?
Asteria: Uhh…
Rough Voice behind Asteria: What? Why can't you answer that simple question? Are you dumb?
Asteria: Hey I am not dumb! I am the best student here! In fact I-
Rough Voice behind Asteria: Oh, so you are one of those Guides . How lucky of me to meet one here, hehehe…
Asteria: F**k!
Rough Voice behind Asteria: You said that you are not dumb? Well missy, you are actually dumb! Hey Chad, did you hear this little fairy boasting about her being a Guide? What a dumb move!
Chad: You are right, Brad . This one is dumb indeed . So should we kill her?
Asteria: Hey! You can't kill me! I-I-I can give you honey!
Brad: Honey my ass! I am a f**king carnivore! Your s**ty honey will just mess up my bowels!
Chad: You are in this kind of situation, and you still think of honey? Your stupidity is making me dumbfounded .
Asteria: You f**kers! Die!
[Asteria turns around as she decided to attack Chad and Brad . She stops as she saw their appearance]
Asteria: W-w-why are there two dragons in front of me? This is not possible!
Brad: What, just because my name is Brad, I can't be a dragon already? Are you insulting me?
Chad: Well our names really suck… .
Brad: Shut it! Don't make it any more worse!
Asteria: Hey, why are you two here? If you two are dragons, then shouldn't you be under the rule of the Dragon Monarch?
Chad: We are indeed under the rule of the Great Dragon Monarch .
Brad: Do you have any problem with that?
Asteria: Of course I have! From what I know, all the dragons are adopting an isolationist policy . They will usually not meddle with the matters of other planes, and they will only live most of their life inside the Dragon God Plane . Only when they were offended that some of their dragons will leave!
Brad: Oh, so you are saying that since us dragons have an isolationist policy, we should not be here?
Chad: Well, if it was the normal case, we will not be here . But too bad for you and your friends, we are here because of a special case!
Asteria: A special case? Don't tell me that the Dragon Monarch… is one of the masterminds behind this attack?
Brad: Oh my, so you are actually smart just like what say . It took some of the Guides we met a few minutes to know the truth .
Chad: But you only took around 30 seconds to deduce everything . You must be an impressive Guide .
Asteria: Hey, I am flattered by your praises, but I should be really going now…
Chad: Oh? So you're not going to inquire why the Dragon Monarch sent us here?
Asteria: Hehehe, even if I ask, you might not even answer . So I will just not ask .
Chad: … .
Asteria: Umm . . . can you let me leave?
Brad: Let someone like you leave? Hah! And your dumbness just came back! Why will I let you leave, when we were instructed to collect everyone like you?
Asteria: …I'm so dead .
CHad: Oh don't worry . We only kill the Guides that are boring in our opinion . For Guides like you, who are brimming in talent, it will be just a waste to kill you!
Brad: Hahaha little fairy! Even if you complain all the day here, you will not be able to escape from us! So just surrender yourself!
Asteria: I-If you try to fight me, I-I will make sure you two will suffer!
Brad: …
Chad: …
Asteria: H-hey! What is the matter? A-are you two scared now?
Chad: Brad, did you hear what this fairy is talking about? She said she will make us sufferr!
Brad: Hey Chad, I heard her saying that . Do you believe her?
Chad: Believe her? As if! Hahahaha! Do you think that we, the Elite Dragon Knights, can be damaged by this weak fairy? Hahaha! Only madmen and madwomen will believe that!
Brad: I think this fairy has already gone crazy . Should we just kill her now? Maybe that will free her from the pain .
Chad: And there you go again Brad . So what if this fairy is crazy? She has talent! As long as we mold her well, we can sell her at a high price!
Brad: Yeah, you're definitely right . A fairy, and a Fairy Queen at that will surely be a hit amongst our patrons .
Chad: That's what I have been telling you all this time Brad . We must always look for the best product! And this fairy in front of us is definitely a good product!
Asteria: Y-y-you overgrown lizards! I-I will never allow myself to be captured by you! J-just touch me, and I will make you feel pain!
Brad: Aww, look at this little f**ker, making herself look dangerous . Isn't she cute?
Chad: Yeah, yeah, she's already cute . But we should not waste time here anymore . We still have to collect more Guides .
Brad: … . Fine, I shall take this one now .
Asteria: F**k you two! I will not get down without a fight!
[Asteria throws a coin that hits Chad on his head . The coin did nothing as it disintegrated on Chad's skin . ]
Chad: …That was a valiant attack, but still it is too weak for me .
Asteria: No!!!!
[Chad then grabs Asteria with his claw in order to capture her . But when Chad touched Asteria, Asteria's body disintegrated, leaving only sparkling dust in her wake . ]
Brad: Oi Chad! Did you kill that fairy? I told you to always be gentle on capturing them!
Chad: Brad… I did not kill that fairy .
Brad: If you did not kill her, then why did she disinteg- oh . Oh . Oh . THAT LITTLE F**KER!
Chad: What a sly fairy . All this time, we had been speaking to a clone that was created from Fairy Dust . As for where that fairy's main body is, she was most likely far away from here already .
Brad: THAT LITTLE F**KER! SHE FOOLED BOTH OF US! SHE MADE US LOOK STUPID! ARGH! I SWEAR ONCE I SEE HER AGAIN THAT I WILL SMASH HER FLAT WITH MY FOOT!
Chad: Good luck with that Chad . I don't even know if we can catch up to her now .
Brad: We are Dragon Knights! As long as we want to catch anyone, we can do it! We just have to use our advanced senses!
Chad: Then try doing it now . Try sensing where that fairy is .
Brad: Hmph, just you wait, I will detect where that little f**ker is quickly!
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Brad: ARGHH! I CAN'T F**KING DETECT THAT LITTLE S**T!
Chad: I told you so . In my opinion, I think that fairy must have covered her tracks with her fairy dust while we were distracted by her clone . Because of that, we have no way to follower her, unless we personally dismantle every piece of rubble around us .
Brad: ARGH! SO WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO NOW THEN? SHOULD WE JUST LET THAT LITTLE S**T GET AWAY SCOT-FREE FROM THIS?
Chad: Of course not .
Brad: Then what will you do?
Chad: Do you remember that time when we were chasing the criminal Black Mamba?
Brad: Oh that sneaky snake? From what I can remember, that bastard hid himself inside a populated planet, and he then used his camouflage arts to hide himself away from us . Why did you ask me that?
Chad: Do you remember what we did in order to catch him?
Brad: Of course I do! We just- wait, are you telling me that we can capture that s**ty fairy using the method that we used to catch Black Mamba?
Chad: Exactly . And not only we will catch that fairy . By using this method, we can catch all of the Guides that are still alive!
Brad: You're right! Why did not I even think of that?
Chad: Brad, stop yammering already . We are almost out of time here . If we want to pull this off, we should be starting the preparations already .
Brad: Yeah, yeah, partner . I get it .
Chad: Do you really get it?
Brad: Yes I do! Why are you even doubting me?
Chad: Well, you are the reason that Black Mamba almost escaped last time… .
Brad: … .