Chapter 149
I'm a little tired here, so please enjoy this chapter . . .
Asteria: Let me ask you guys a question . Do you love your master?
Envy: Yes! We love master!
Wrath: He may be a wimp with his partner sometimes, but he seems fiery enough to be assuming command on us .
Pride: Love him? Hmph, he still needed to do a lot of things to deserve my love!
Gluttony: Love? Is that edible?
Greed: Why do I need to love master, when I can just keep him for myself?
Lust: Love? What a fickle thing . You know me, I always go for the 'good stuff' . . .
Sloth: Do I really need to love master? That seems like a bother . . .
[[[Asteria fidgets in the background, as she looked pleased with the answers that she heard . ]]]
Asteria: Among all the people that your master is related to, who's the one that you hate most?
Pride: The dumb fairy Asteria!
Wrath: The useless Asteria!
Envy: The sly Asteria!
Gluttony: The totally inedible Asteria!
Greed: The irritating Asteria!
Lust: The small Asteria!
Sloth: I don't have the will to hate anyone, but I realized that I hate Asteria too .
Asteria: Hey! Why do you all hate me? I am your big sister here! You should have been respecting me!
Pride: Respect you? Hmph, from what I had seen from your actions, you don't deserve any kind of respect!
Wrath: If master was not actively stopping me, I could have started attacking you already .
Asteria: But . . . I am fabulous! Isn't that enough to like me?
Lust: Fabulous my ass . I am clearly more fabulous than you!
Envy: You-you-you are too much Asteria! Master clearly is the most fabulous of them all! Don't you try place yourself on top of him!
Sloth: Now I am sure that you are making me lose my laziness on being angry to you .
Asteria: Sloth, what the hell did you just say? That was hella confusing!
Sloth: Ugh, let me sleep for now . Don't bother me .
Asteria: . . . . .
Gluttony: Cheer up Asteria . Even if we do not like you, you will still stay with us! I guess that is enough to make you happy, right?
Pride: You think this . . . b***h is happy being with us? I bet she's jealous of us 7! She surely is fuming in envy now!
Envy: It's awkward hearing my name being mentioned here .
Asteria: You s**t! I am not jealous of you all! All of you . . . . were my master's servants! I am clearly in a better position here!
Envy: Does master give you some cuddles? Master gives me cuddles everyday .
Pride: Master let's me sleep on his lap . Does he allow you to do that?
Wrath: Master allows me to punch things that I hate . Asteria, can I punch you now?
Sloth: Master lets me sleep on his hair . . .
Gluttony and Greed: Master gives us delicious foods to eat everyday, and he does not complain about it!
Asteria: You . . . you're all bullying me again!
Pride: It is not bullying if we are saying the truth . Why do you look that offended, Asteria? Surely you can handle little truths like these, right?
Asteria: Hmph, you are just jealous that Alina likes to cuddle with me! Her warm, and fragrant body is clearly better than your master's stinky body!
Envy: Alina cuddles with us everyday too . She's just doing it when you were not watching . According to her, she does not want you to see what she was doing, as you might have a 'massive tantrum' .
Pride: Hahaha! What a great answer, Envy! You actually had it in you! Let's see if that b***h can recover from that!
Asteria: That is not true! Alina is a hooman who likes me! She even pets me everyday! You are just lying!
Pride: I thought that Delusional Creatures were already extinct . As it turns out, one of them is actually here! I could not believe that!
Wrath: Oooh, roasted!
Sloth: Roasted . . . .
Gluttony and Greed: Did you just say roasted? Where is the roasted food?
Asteria: A-all of you might have won today, but I will come back with vengeance! I . . . will tactically retreat for now!"
Pride: Please do tell us when you come back so that I can buy some popcorn . After all, you will surely entertain us with your failed attempts to beat us!
Wrath: Roasted again!
Gluttony and Greed: Roasted(drools) . . .
Envy: Goodbye, miss Fairy Queen . Be sure to not make our master more angry . I don't like seeing him stressed . . .
Asteria: Whatever I do with your master is none of your concern!
Pride: If that's the case, then we do not need to listen to more of your yapping here . After all, your existence is none of our concern too, right?
Wrath: Triple Roast!
Asteria: Arghhh!!!