Translator: Henyee Translations
Editor: Henyee Translations
Fang Ran was quivering at the moment.
Ever since the few words ‘Twelve bronze animal head statues of Dashuifa Old Summer Palace’ popped out, Fang Ran felt like he had been struck by lightning.
He placed the snake head on his bed and stared at it very closely. Even when he could not take it anymore and fell asleep, he would be jolted awake very quickly!
If Fang Ran knew that Ye Sheng actually felt that public opinion was useless, he would definitely spit at her face!
This method is considered useless….? It is so darn useful alright?!
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“Dang it…”
Fang Ran gulped, his vision nearly turning black, as he murmured to himself in shock for the umpteenth time.
What? You’re calling me a coward!? Not calm? Not collected?
Then, please f*cking tell me, exactly how after suddenly being dragged into a mysterious event, suddenly faced with a life-and-death situation, suddenly seeing the sky collapse and the earth split… And after I finally survived all that, I suddenly learned that I have stolen a national historic relic and became a fugitive, and even made the headlines after escaping…
Tell me, how am I supposed to stay calm! ! *Smashes something in fury!*
Fang Ran stared at the dark ‘faucet’ on the bed with a blank expression. This first close encounter with a national treasure in his entire life made him feel incredulous and question his life at the same time.
‘Why did this thing suddenly land in my hands?!’
‘A person who has lived for twenty years, who doesn’t even have a girlfriend, suddenly has a national treasure, makes the headlines and becomes a wanted criminal.’
‘Heh! Do you think this is surprising? Exciting? Unexpected?’
Staring at the national treasure, Fang Ran’s expression kept changing until it was beyond complex. In the end, after thousands of sighs, he covered his face in frustration, and all of his pent up emotions all boiled down to one word.
“F*ck…”
‘This won’t do, I must not let anyone know about this. I must be tight-lipped and bury this matter in my heart. I must not let anyone know!’
Fang Ran made up his mind that no matter who it was, he would not tell them about it. Without even using his brain to think, he knew that if this matter came to light, it would definitely not be able to absolve himself from blame.
Hence, no matter who it is, even if someone comes to check on him in the next second, he absolutely must not reveal this matter!
“Is this Fang Ran’s house?”
Just then, a sudden knock on the door made Fang Ran freeze for a second…
“Police Officer! Let me explain! I was wronged! The train station started it!”
Then, a young man at the door glanced at Fang Ran’s outfit a little awkwardly, thinking, “Uh… even if he’s in his own house, but what is this tantalising outfit…” He was stunned and momentarily at a loss for words, but the professionalism ingrained in him still made him open his mouth first.
“Um, sir, do you need insurance?”
Fang Ran was speechless.
The insurance young man, “….”
Bang!
Slamming the door violently, Fang Ran feebly sunk to the ground, clutching his chest firmly and panting furiously. Honestly, his heart really tightened for a moment there.
Once again, he understood another teaching from his moral education teacher,
“Students, all of you must abide by the law and order in the future. Otherwise, whenever you hear a siren, even if it’s not coming to arrest you, won’t you be panic-stricken?”
‘Sorry, teacher, I have failed your teachings, I am panic-stricken!’
Fang Ran was covering his face and wallowing in his sorrow. The corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably as he looked at the snake head on the bed. Grabbing it, he stuffed it directly under the bed, before sitting down on the bed, and just as he was feeling slightly more relieved.
At that very moment, the main culprit who had brought about Fang Ran’s current predicament, popped up.
‘All chance encounters in the world stem from coincidences.’ This was a principle that Fang Ran did not understand until much later.
[Ding! You have completed a scenario, do you wish to activate a new power?]
[Yes/No]
The look on his face turned to one of shock and he froze for a moment before keeping silent. There was no one around now. Fang Ran laid his back on the bed and mused about the consequences for a long time.
Eventually, he still could not help but sigh softly as he pressed the [Yes] option.
Plummeting into a world of unknown depth, every straw that he could grasp at this moment was like salvation for him.
[Ding! You have activated your summoned beast]
‘Summoned beast?!’
As soon as he heard these two words, Fang Ran found it hard to accept. Summoned beast… Is it the kind of summoned beast that he knew…? The kind of summoned beast that was majestic, surreal, an enormous dream-like wolf beast that could let a person lie on its back?
But inexplicably, Fang Ran, who had already been cheated once by the belt, suddenly had a premonition.
He had a premonition that this summoned beast was most certainly not as cool as he imagined. In a while, something that would catch him off guard and make him challenge his views on the world, values, and life, would definitely appear.
Light began to shine, but Fang Ran suddenly discovered that the ball of light was gradually blurring and changing shape. A vague slender figure that seemed to be wearing a gothic dress appeared.
Wait, no way… It turned out to be in human form…
For a moment, Fang Ran, who was truly surprised, started to be flustered. Not only was the summoned beast in human form, but from the looks of it, it was also a cute girl, which made him immediately feel like he had jumped from one story plot into another – the kind of otaku sexual-fantasy web novel plots.
Then the light disappeared, replaced by a light blue glow that swept across Fang Ran’s entire room, as if scanning it thoroughly. The light blue glow then concentrated onto a certain object, and the intense light made him close his eyes instinctively.
The next moment, Fang Ran opened his eyes and looked at the real body of his “summoned beast”…
Then, he saw his own Xiaomi power bank floating in front of him.
When it saw him opening his eyes, it even looked shocked.
Fang Ran was speechless.
Power Bank, “…”
…(Long silence)
“Take this, you monster!”
Fang Ran suddenly pulled out his belt and slashed towards the floating power bank!
“You’re mad! I’m your summoned beast!”
At the eleventh hour when it was about to be struck, the Xiaomi power bank swiftly dodged Fang Ran’s angry attack!
“Get lost! Your f*cking father’s summoned beast is a power bank! Now, take this sword attack!”
Persistently, Fang Ran slashed towards the Xiaomi power bank again and again. For a guy who had been prepared to accept any terrible situation, but had the flames of hope ignited again because of a vague figure and had the expectation of meeting the beautiful girl, only to see that in the end, his summoned beast was a power bank…
This was simply infuriating!
“You almost slashed me! Stop right now! Isn’t this your power bank?!”
In the face of Fang Ran’s near attack, the “power bank” itself did not understand the situation, and panically shouted at him in a low voice!
“Shut up! I’m fine with not having this kind of evil power bank! Eat sh*t!”
Fang Ran remained unmoved and continued slashing towards it in fury!
“Are you mentally retarded! Didn’t you hear me telling you to stop?!”
In the end, a certain soul in the power bank suddenly became furious and uttered in a dangerous voice through gritted teeth,
“You… hopeless idiot…!!!”
“If you’re capable, hit… F*ck! You really hit me?!”
Fang Ran, who subconsciously wanted to taunt it with, ‘Hit me if you can?’, became shell-shocked the next moment the power bank headed straight for his face and slapped him!
“F*ck… how do you have motor force! You… this completely goes against classical physics… Did you f*cking accelerate with a blast of air from the USB port?!”
Hurriedly throwing down his belt, Fang Ran held it off with both hands to resist. However, he did not expect that the other party to be so strong that his speech became him shouting as he struggled!
“Get lost! You darn magical girl, are not qualified to talk to me about classical physics!!!”
The voice from the power bank was still a crisp girl’s voice, but Fang Ran was certain that this guy was definitely not simple. Putting aside its arrogant and condescending tone, Fang Ran could tell this from its unwavering determination to turn him into paste.
This was definitely not a simple power bank…
The next moment, Fang Ran felt a huge force bypassing his hands and landing on his face, emitting a crisp “Smack”
“Ah! My nose bridge! My nose bridge!”
Inflicting pain on an idiot until he rolls all over the floor.
At the end, Fang Ran held his nose and shrank back in shock and horror. Looking at his power bank that could win him in a fight, he was in denial and began questioning his life.
“You’re… really my… summoned beast?”
The power bank was silent for a while. As if it had had not anticipated a certain fact that led to irreversible grave consequences, it said in utter despair,
“Yes….”
At this moment, she was full of regret, blaming and questioning herself,
‘Why did I have to come across a poor idiot who doesn’t even have a smartphone that can connect to the Internet?’