The five grandpas were busy vomiting, they indeed couldn’t summon any strength and their legs felt soft.
After being beaten up by Xu Cheng, they pointed at Xu Cheng and shamelessly said, “How dare you! You shameless brat!”
“I don’t know what you guys are saying.” Xu Cheng played dumb and kept on hitting them.
Elder Ye wanted to attack him from behind, but Xu Cheng landed a back kick on him, he glared right back. “I’m your grandpa, how dare you hit me!”
“I drank too much, what are you talking about?” Xu Cheng jumped over and began treating him with another barrage of punches.
When the other four elders finally recovered a bit of their strength, they roared and attacked at Xu Cheng at the same time.
Xu Cheng just stood there, suddenly revealing a sly smile at them.
Not knowing why, the five elders all felt something incredibly eerie when they saw that smile.
Was there a trap?
But their fists were already approaching Xu Cheng and they couldn’t retreat anymore.
Bam!
Their fists landed on Xu Cheng’s back, chest, and other places, and the impacts let out loud sounds.
It was the dull sound of landing a punch on the big golden bell in big Buddhist temples.
Immediately after…
“Facking fackity fack!”
The five elders almost cried as they retracted their arms in pain.
“What kind of steel clothing are you wearing?”
Xu Cheng just activated his tortoiseshell mode. Not to mention their fists, he could even take bullets and bombs.
After fending off the five elders, Xu Cheng went up and began beating up Elder Ye again.
Elder Ye was on the ground with his nose bleeding as he shouted, “I’m your blood-related grandpa!”
Xu Cheng stopped his punch, and at that moment, Elder Ye thought he caught the blank and turned around and attacked him right away. But, his fist landed on the tortoiseshell-like shell.
“Aiyo, my fist!” Elder Ye’s tears began streaming down his cheeks again.
“I think it’s best if I hit you.” Seeing how Elder Ye felt more pain hitting him than getting it, Xu Cheng decided to punch Elder Ye in the stomach and send him flying to end his suffering.
The other four elders grew smarter. They quickly arrived at Xu Cheng, trying to lock him down and entangle him at melee range instead of attacking head on.
But, when they entangled Xu Cheng with their legs and arms wrapped around him, Xu Cheng suddenly turned to look at them with a smile. “Want me to take you on another ride?”
The four elders suddenly felt their b-ttholes cringe.
How the fack could they play with him?
Elder Xing directly threw a tantrum. “How the fack is this fair? Could it be just you one-sidedly beat us up?”
Xu Cheng said, “You guys can hit me too.”
The four elders almost coughed up blood upon remembering how much it hurts to punch Xu Cheng.
“Not fighting anymore. This is even more infuriating than fighting Zhang Chenfeng!” Elder Guo waved his hand.
At this time, Xu Cheng burped from the alcohol. “Come on, aren’t we going to have a good fight or nah?”
It seemed like Xu Cheng was going in mad-dog mode, and the four elders couldn’t leave at all anymore. On the surrounding tables from afar, the members of the five families just watched the one-sided fight of Xu Cheng beating up the five old men.
The five elders immediately shouted at Ye Xiu and the others. “Aren’t you guys going to come and stop this brat? Are you all drunk too?”
Ye Xiu, Zhou Xiaoming and the others all rushed up, wanting to stop Xu Cheng. Xu Cheng first tossed Elder Guo onto a table and then threatened them, “I drank too much, I drank too much!”
He meant to tell everyone that he’s facking drunk, and to mention it before anything happens, he’s not responsible if anyone else gets beaten up.
Elder Ye snotted and wept. “I was wrong, I should have known that this is Zhang Chenfeng’s only apprentice. Both are the facking same! Full of traps!”
On the ground laid five elders, all covered in bruises. That center table was now in bits and pieces on the ground, and there was only Xu Cheng left standing, wobbling back and forth a bit. Feeling that he could close the curtains and end the performance, he immediately decided to fall onto the ground and pretended to be out.
At this time, Ye Xiu and the others were about to come over to drag Xu Cheng away.
But who knew, the five elders all shouted, “Leave him right there, don’t touch him!”
Ye Xiu and the others all “oh”ed and nodded and left Xu Cheng on the ground.
At this moment, the five of them slowly stood up. They didn’t look like well-respected masters at all, but more like a bunch of thugs that were convinced by their defeat. They wanted to take advantage of this moment that Xu Cheng was unconscious to at least kick him a few times for revenge. After all, they knew Xu Cheng must be pretending to be unconscious.
If not now, when else?
The five of them suddenly began charging at Xu Cheng before leaping high into the air, trying to descend down with their mighty kick.
Just when they were in the air flying towards Xu Cheng, who was on the ground with his legs and arms out facing towards them, a mysterious yet creepy smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth again.
This smile made the five elders’ balls hurt too much!
It had already scarred their mind.
So, the moment that smile came out, the five elders forced themselves to a hard stop in the air by twisting their bodies. Afraid that there was another trap, they were too scared to kick him. They rather fell down directly from the air, landing on the ground and letting out painful groans.
At this time, some fourth-generation members of the families thought it was a staged performance and they even began to clap. They also said in their babyish voice, “Great Grandpa’s so great! That flip in the air is so handsome!”
The five old men all wanted to just find a hole in the ground to hide in.
Xu Cheng suddenly opened his eyes as he asked blankly, “What just happened?’
Then, he looked at the five elders on the ground that were vigorously rubbing their azzes to ease the pain.
“Are you guys alright? I had a little too much to drink just now.” Xu Cheng slowly got up as he rubbed his head and said, “Oh right, Grandpa Ye, I didn’t lie about just using 30% of my power on that kick that day. How about you guys get up and I prove it to you guys?”
Prove my facking a$$!
The five old men clenched their teeth due to the pain and had all kinds of expressions on their faces as they scolded, “Get the fack out of here! If you still know a thing about filial piety, stop showing off in front of us! Just facking disappear!”
Xu Cheng laughed. He went over and gently pinched the little boy that praised his grandpas and said, “Little guy, don’t get drunk in the future, got it? After you drink too much, you will forget about the things you do. For instance, you might even do such immoral things like beating up elders.”
The five old men almost coughed up blood. It seemed like this b@stard indeed didn’t want to admit that the crazy dog just now was him!
When Xu Cheng was about to go out, right at that instant, the way all the single ladies at the scene looked at him drastically changed!
If they were reserved and shy when he just walked in, right now they were basically as open as they could be.
He was suddenly surrounded by these women, not being able to squeeze a way out.
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“When do you plan on dumping her?’
“You’re still not married yet, right? Even if you are, it doesn’t matter. Are you interested in extramarital affairs?”
“I don’t mind as well.”
“What does her family do? Is she prettier than me?’
“I will give you my number.”
“I’m free all the time, you can invite me to a meal anytime.”
Just listen!
Just listen to the things they were saying! Despite having seen all kinds of storms, Xu Cheng couldn’t stand it anymore in front of this scene.
He exclaimed, “I finally understand that kind of mood my teacher was in back then. Sigh.”
Looking at his back as he left, the five elders really wanted to toss some fruit knives over.
That back… it looked too much like that of Show-off King Zhang Chenfeng!
That kind of innocent look of “I didn’t really do anything, why do all the women love me” really gave the other guys the urge to beat his face in. Out of jealousy.